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Who Were The Red Ball People?

Information:
Author: Dedalus Wildroot
Category: Humor
Target Audience: Golfers of all abilities

 

Summary:

The Red Ball people were thought to be extinct, however, a manuscript has been discovered that reveals that many of us golfers have the gene that led their tribe down the perilous path to “near” extinction and Steve Evans is drawing them together to discover their roots in the brilliant satire, Who Were the Red Ball People?

Leaving no golfers characteristic untouched, Evans under the name Wildroot takes us on a mythical (or is it mystical?) round of golf, which rivals the famed Golf in the Kingdom, but with much more panache and hilarity. Making note that golfers by nature have more than a difficult time interpreting, let alone obeying the USGA Rules of the Game, Wildroot extrapolates the Red Ball Tribe’s unique applications of amendments that all tribe members have employed during a round of recreational golf. From the Hyperbolic Drop, to the T-Rex Drop, and inevitable Event Horizon shot, the lead protagonist Chief Tit(leist) acting as the Red Tribe Rules official during the round helps draw all members of the tribe together in preventing disputes, giving aid and comfort from bad shots, and leading the tribe to “go low.”

As in any Sunday round, a golfer’s mind may wander into the satirical, the political, the benign, and the unexpected; as in the truth about the “real” killers OJ searches for on Floridian golf courses, and how the team of assassins were able to frame the former football great. Mathematical evaluations of how the irregularities of golf can only now be fully understood through the clear channel of the Chief.

As the gene is awakened through the reading of Who Were The Red Ball People?, we are all enhanced and gratified to know that our true heritage is finally being revealed. And I promise, you will laugh out loud as you do.

We are being called together, so do yourself a favor; discover yourself and see if you too are a descendant of the Red Ball People! Like a fine wine has a great finish, Who Were The Red Ball People? will leave a lasting impression were we can find humor in our humanity.

Additional information on the Who were the Red Ball People? book can be found at www.redballpeople.com.


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